By Marcus Bass
Ok, so Pat, Dan and David and I were skating at the Fed-Ex building and then David went to get some subway about a block or two away.
He was eating the nastiest sandwich ever... The steak and cheese with this nasty shit he gets on it.
Anyways, me and Pat and Dan got bored so we started skating alittle more right outside of the Subway place.
Right next to Subway was some bougetto building and i between the two is like a walkway. We were skating in there.
It wasn't even 2 minutes before it happened. Then some guard comes up to me all like, "yeah man your board is hot why dont you let me see it". Then, I said, no I dont think so.
Then, he grabs my board by the truck and hes just like let go of the board and I said "no, look ill just go" and thats that, He's all like "No".
Then I say to him "We're just waiting for our friend to finish his food". Pat and Dan started slowly walking away while david was still eating his nasty sandwich.
The guy once again says "let go of the skateboard", so then, I got one big yank and got the board away from him, then he said something like "oh, you just fucked up imma call backup now."
then i say again "look I'll just leave". In the meantime I was signaling david to leave cause he was looking dead at me from the window.
Oh my god, at the time i yanked my board from that guy i felt So much like Mike V. because I was so ready to fight. then the guys backup came.
He was the rational one. he started talking to me and I told him look "I'll just go. It was your guy over who wouldnt let me go".
The backup guy was just like ok just go. Then, the original guy was like "now your boy's gotta go too" and davids just there eating his nasty sandwich still.
Pat walked over to the door of Subway and told him yo david get yer stuff and come on cause they didnt know how i was going to react to the guard giving me shit.
But, as Errr knows, David wont listen for his life. He's ultra incoherent. Anyway, the backup guy lets me go and then they kick david out of Subway.
I left the area and they had just kicked him outta there. Now, they're over here hassling David and he didn't do anything. Plus, they took his board. he wasnt even skating and they took it he didnt even get it back.
At this time i rounded the corner looking for Pat and Dan because I expected them to get away. Then, when I didnt see Either of them I went back where david was.
Pat had ran around the other way and told Dan to hide and keep his board.
So Pat was there with David and we were trying to get it back. They were giving Pat shit top but he said "Oh I'm from Philly I don't know these rules (liar).
Then some random assholes were just like "Hey hes got a board too why dont u take that shit from him too" to the guard refering to me. So then me and Pat ran so we wouldnt get my shit taken either.
We ran over to where Dan was with pats board and we were out. We ran like 3 blocks because the same set of guards that patrol that place across from Subway also take care of FED-Ex.
so we ran out of their 2 block radius. I would've felt guilty about leaving David while he had his board taken, but we gave him super fair warning to run when I got into it with the guard.
Now, at this point you'd proabably think oh you guys are dicks for leaving david like that, but as a matter of fact David doesn't listen. Hes one of the most incoherent people i know. I mean, who the fuck growls at a person when they've been told to run?
He just plain lost that board. To get it back, he has to get a summons and pay a fine so he says its just easier to get a new one.
This may be true but when this type of stuff happens, you're letting the wannabe higher powers win and letting them stay on that cloud that makes them think they're all high and mighty. This teaches you a lesson in A . Pay more fucking attention to whatever it is you do. you got the moral you wanted so go away.
BREAKING NEWS>>>> David actually got his board back. Im not saying how now so fuck off... u know you wanna